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I should be going to bed. I have a con to attend tomorrow. But I was reading some news stories before heading to bed, and among other things, I learned:
* The dwarf Kiss cover group, MiniKiss, is sueing the dwarf Kiss cover group, Tiny Kiss, which was founded by the former drummer of the first group. Really. I couldn't have made a story like that up if I'd tried. Oh, and Britney Spears is an idiot and a horrible mother, like you suspected anything different...
* A kid accidentally set himself on fire, in this fashion: while attempting to siphon gas from a firefighter's car, he spilled gasoline on his pants. He then used a lighter to see how wet his pant legs were....
* Federal authorities nabbed a student on the University of Georgia campus who was returning from a "pirate vs. ninja" event. Unfortunately, being a ninja is not in itself a crime, so they had to let him go....
* The dwarf Kiss cover group, MiniKiss, is sueing the dwarf Kiss cover group, Tiny Kiss, which was founded by the former drummer of the first group. Really. I couldn't have made a story like that up if I'd tried. Oh, and Britney Spears is an idiot and a horrible mother, like you suspected anything different...
* A kid accidentally set himself on fire, in this fashion: while attempting to siphon gas from a firefighter's car, he spilled gasoline on his pants. He then used a lighter to see how wet his pant legs were....
* Federal authorities nabbed a student on the University of Georgia campus who was returning from a "pirate vs. ninja" event. Unfortunately, being a ninja is not in itself a crime, so they had to let him go....