Friday Friday

Well really it's Saturday morning, but you know what I mean.

It's time once again to mention stupid insults to lefthanders that appear on my daily "Lefthander's Calendar". At least one out of every three entries in this stupid calendar is about the problems of lefthanders or how different people and societies have (or still do) look down on them. Very uplifting, knowing how much my people are reviled.

So Thursday was a list of things that were "lefty handicaps". Among these were ice cream scoops and gum wrappers.

Forgive me if I've never noticed any disadvantage I have in unwrapping a piece of gum. You know, I should have been warned about this a long time ago. I might have carelessly hurt myself while attempting to unwrap a stick of doublemint, or something.

And as for ice cream scoops, I like to use the simple kind that don't have moving parts. They work pretty well, and I can't say that I'm at any signifigant disadvantage because of being lefthanded, although you always have to be careful when the ice cream is hard because you could slip and poke your eye out.

( Now let me sing to you about orcs and elves and mighty warriors, and the search for hidden graves... )