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More wisdom from the terminally right-handed:

Lefty Handicaps:

Bowling balls (I suppose, unless you have your own)

Bike Helmets (Huh? It goes on your head. Where's the handicap?)

Bike Gears (Um... I have gear shifts on each side of my bike... I don't see what I'd call a handicap)

Toilets (Um... yeah. The flush handle is on the left side when you face the toilet... this is a handicap?)

The day before had the famous quote "If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, and the right side of your brain controls the left side of your body, then left-handed people must be the only ones in their right minds." -- W.C. Fields

Which is all well and good, but if W.C. Fields is my best advocate for my sanity, I've got problems. ^_^

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You always knew Bongo the Clown was out to get you

"The ancient Roman Gypsy word for "left" is bongo, meaning "evil".

Just another wonderful uplifting message from my left-hander's calendar.

BTW, I don't know what's worse, that I've been playing Disney's "Toontown" mmog all week and have actually subscribed to it, or that Tom sat here for five hours watching me play.