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Aug. 7th, 2003 01:35 pmWe shipped a "gas concrete vibrator" yesterday.
I'm sure it has something to do with mixing concrete. At least I hope so.
A couple of days ago we shipped a crate of human remains. It had come from overseas and we were moving it up North somewhere. It said "keep cool" and "do not stack". I can only imagine that it was bones and not an actual body... at least I really hope so. I can't imagine shipping a human body via regular ltl trucking.
So Beethoven dies and is buried, and a few days later someone visits his grave and is frightened to hear sounds coming from the grave. They summon the undertaker, who listens and says, I could swear it sounds like the 9th symphony being played backwards. And now listen... it's moved on to the 8th symphony!
He stands up and adds, Nothing to worry about, it's just Beethoven decomposing.
I'm sure it has something to do with mixing concrete. At least I hope so.
A couple of days ago we shipped a crate of human remains. It had come from overseas and we were moving it up North somewhere. It said "keep cool" and "do not stack". I can only imagine that it was bones and not an actual body... at least I really hope so. I can't imagine shipping a human body via regular ltl trucking.
So Beethoven dies and is buried, and a few days later someone visits his grave and is frightened to hear sounds coming from the grave. They summon the undertaker, who listens and says, I could swear it sounds like the 9th symphony being played backwards. And now listen... it's moved on to the 8th symphony!
He stands up and adds, Nothing to worry about, it's just Beethoven decomposing.
