Evil Nasty No Good Reading Material

I'm sitting in my living room at this very moment during the middle of a Steam Punk gaming session. We had as many as sixteen people here earlier, but bluesmancd had a gig to go to. As he said, he was replacing another guitarist and was only hoping that the other guitarist had already been informed of this... otherwise things might get interesting when he showed up.

But anyway, tonight's adventure involves an evil magic book, which has fallen into the hands of an evil madman type. These things tend to happen when you're a hero. The title of this book is "The Assyrian Book of the Dead" which is a suitably evil-sounding title for an evil magic book.

So as I was sitting here listening to the progress of the game I began to wonder what the titles of less successfully evil magic books might be. I started a Top Ten List. After a while I enlisted the aid of sora_kitsune, who added several titles. Eventually we read the list to the room, and several other friends offered their own suggestions. The end result is more than ten so it's not a proper Top Ten List, but here for your amusement is what we came up with:


MOST USELESS EVIL MAGIC BOOKS

The Canadian Book of the Dead
The Orange County Book of the Mostly Dead
The Assyrian Book of the Grateful Dead
The MetroSexualNomicon
The Ballard Encyclopedia of Spooks, Bad Driving Demons and Uffda Spirits
One Fish, Two Fish, Undead Ghoul Fish
Mr McBean and His Sigil Belly Lich Machine
NecroEntomology - How to Raise Insects From the Dead, A Comprehensive A to Z Guide
Necromancy For Dummies
The Rites and Rituals of the New Jersey State Legislature
Mullets of the Celebrity Undead
It's A Wonderful Death
Mrs. MacGregor's Grimoire of No-Good, Very Bad Things
The NecroNummycon - An Undead Cookbook
The Maleous Malificorum Coloring Book