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Sep. 19th, 2007
This is not a joke. This is real!
Sep. 19th, 2007 08:30 amIf you pass this e-mail on to six of your friends you will become rich in only four days... and you will get a pony! I'm serious. You'll get a super-deluxe winged pegasus rainbow pony that can teleport instantly to anywhere in the world and will grant ten wishes a day!
This is really true and it works! Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye! If you delete this e-mail you'll never know for sure!
Plus, if you don't pass this on terrible things will happen. The sky will turn red. Someone you know will become ill. Congress will repeal the two-term limit and elect George W. Bush President For Life, and Barry Manilow will become popular again! You have been warned!
( read more about this amazing magical pony offer... )
This is really true and it works! Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye! If you delete this e-mail you'll never know for sure!
Plus, if you don't pass this on terrible things will happen. The sky will turn red. Someone you know will become ill. Congress will repeal the two-term limit and elect George W. Bush President For Life, and Barry Manilow will become popular again! You have been warned!
( read more about this amazing magical pony offer... )
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Sep. 19th, 2007 11:09 amFrom my desk calendar:
(sign posted on a Russian ship in the Black Sea):
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosoms and meet behind. Flee then to the indifferent lifesavering shippen obediencing the instructs of the vessel chef.
(From Notts and Crosses, BBC Radio Game show in Nottingham [UK]):
Game show host Jeff Owen: Who invented the telescope and the thermometer?
Contestant: (pause) Er...
Owen: Think of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and you'll get it.
Contestant: Beelzebub?
And from today, a comment from soccer star Ronaldo: We lost because we didn't win.
(sign posted on a Russian ship in the Black Sea):
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosoms and meet behind. Flee then to the indifferent lifesavering shippen obediencing the instructs of the vessel chef.
(From Notts and Crosses, BBC Radio Game show in Nottingham [UK]):
Game show host Jeff Owen: Who invented the telescope and the thermometer?
Contestant: (pause) Er...
Owen: Think of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and you'll get it.
Contestant: Beelzebub?
And from today, a comment from soccer star Ronaldo: We lost because we didn't win.
Oh, and one more thing....
Sep. 19th, 2007 11:55 amAaaar!
I be posting several pirate-y songs of the day this week. If ye be listening to them at all then today be the day ta do it! ^_^
Short list:
Captain Ward by Tempest (also: Captain Kidd, Captain Morgan)
Yo Ho! by Uffington Horse (or Phoenyx)
Mainland by Real McKenzies
Salty Dog by Flogging Molly (also: Queen Anne's Revenge)
Honorable mention:
Whiskey in the Jar by Metallica (or Thin Lizzy, or Tempest)
The Renegage by Styx
Stand and Deliver by Adam & the Ants
I could come up with a much better list but this is off my head while I'm at work.
I be posting several pirate-y songs of the day this week. If ye be listening to them at all then today be the day ta do it! ^_^
Short list:
Captain Ward by Tempest (also: Captain Kidd, Captain Morgan)
Yo Ho! by Uffington Horse (or Phoenyx)
Mainland by Real McKenzies
Salty Dog by Flogging Molly (also: Queen Anne's Revenge)
Honorable mention:
Whiskey in the Jar by Metallica (or Thin Lizzy, or Tempest)
The Renegage by Styx
Stand and Deliver by Adam & the Ants
I could come up with a much better list but this is off my head while I'm at work.