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From my desk calendar:
(sign posted on a Russian ship in the Black Sea):
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosoms and meet behind. Flee then to the indifferent lifesavering shippen obediencing the instructs of the vessel chef.
(From Notts and Crosses, BBC Radio Game show in Nottingham [UK]):
Game show host Jeff Owen: Who invented the telescope and the thermometer?
Contestant: (pause) Er...
Owen: Think of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and you'll get it.
Contestant: Beelzebub?
And from today, a comment from soccer star Ronaldo: We lost because we didn't win.
(sign posted on a Russian ship in the Black Sea):
Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosoms and meet behind. Flee then to the indifferent lifesavering shippen obediencing the instructs of the vessel chef.
(From Notts and Crosses, BBC Radio Game show in Nottingham [UK]):
Game show host Jeff Owen: Who invented the telescope and the thermometer?
Contestant: (pause) Er...
Owen: Think of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and you'll get it.
Contestant: Beelzebub?
And from today, a comment from soccer star Ronaldo: We lost because we didn't win.