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Sandee was at the bank today. Some political activists wanted her donation. They pressured her, but she didn't know the man they were supporting, so she just took some literature and promised to read it.
Their canidate, of course, was Lyndon LaRouche. When we explained to Sandee who LaRouche was, she handed the literature over to me. Oh, what fun!
Where to start? Let's see... did you know that Senators John McCain and Joel Lieberman are connected to a massive criminal organization that has controlled all of Arizona since prohibition? Oh, but that's only the tip of the iceberg! McCain (described as "kooky" and deserving the name "Manchurian Canidate") and Lieberman are united in a conspiracy that is using massive corporate scandal and the threat of a "Bull Moose" style third-party canidacy in 2004 to control President Bush, both political party machines, and all of Congress in an effort to force the US to back Ariel Sharon (who is, after all, a modern-day Hitler). Sharon will use nuclear weapons against Palestinians and any other targets. Meanwhile McCain is manipulating Bush to destabilize the Saudi royal family and for the USA military to occupy their oil fields, overthrow Saddam Hussein, and take other steps guaranteed to launch a global war, which will doom us all.
Alan Greenspan fits in there somewhere... he apparently runs the US, after all, and is directly responsible for all of these accounting scandals. And there are references to "Temple Mount fanatical 'fundy' Rev. 'Diamond' Pat Robertson, to someone who was set up by the Arizona mob as the whisky king of the Southwest and then used his money and power to build McCain's entire political career... there's a passing reference to the fact that Teddy Rosevelt and his "Bull Moose" party purposely thwarted William Howard Taft in order to place "notorious Ku Klux Klan fanatic, Woodrow WIlson, in the WHite House." And much, much more.
Naturally, only Lyndon LaRouche can save us from disaster, by fulfilling the same role as FDR and JFK and leading the Democratic Party in a new, glory-filled direction, and stop the evil McCain-Leiberman corrupt blackmail operation (described at one point as "the mass-murderous Brzezinski-Huntington 'Chessboard'/Clash of Civilizations policy").
The facts all check out. You can look them up in LaRouche's books, which he's happy to sell to you.
Mind you, this all comes from just a one-page flyer. I have not looked into the two large pamphlets, "LaRouche's History-Making Statement of May 1" (which the press seems to have missed -- I'm sure they're part of the conspiracy) and "Lyndon LaRouche Memorial Day Webcast: The Lessons of Wartime For Statecraft Today". Nor have I read the copy of "The New Federalist" which is as you know the National Newspaper of the American System.
In fact, I think that one little flyer gave me more than enough of my reccomended monthly conspiracy theory intake. I really don't need to read any more.
Their canidate, of course, was Lyndon LaRouche. When we explained to Sandee who LaRouche was, she handed the literature over to me. Oh, what fun!
Where to start? Let's see... did you know that Senators John McCain and Joel Lieberman are connected to a massive criminal organization that has controlled all of Arizona since prohibition? Oh, but that's only the tip of the iceberg! McCain (described as "kooky" and deserving the name "Manchurian Canidate") and Lieberman are united in a conspiracy that is using massive corporate scandal and the threat of a "Bull Moose" style third-party canidacy in 2004 to control President Bush, both political party machines, and all of Congress in an effort to force the US to back Ariel Sharon (who is, after all, a modern-day Hitler). Sharon will use nuclear weapons against Palestinians and any other targets. Meanwhile McCain is manipulating Bush to destabilize the Saudi royal family and for the USA military to occupy their oil fields, overthrow Saddam Hussein, and take other steps guaranteed to launch a global war, which will doom us all.
Alan Greenspan fits in there somewhere... he apparently runs the US, after all, and is directly responsible for all of these accounting scandals. And there are references to "Temple Mount fanatical 'fundy' Rev. 'Diamond' Pat Robertson, to someone who was set up by the Arizona mob as the whisky king of the Southwest and then used his money and power to build McCain's entire political career... there's a passing reference to the fact that Teddy Rosevelt and his "Bull Moose" party purposely thwarted William Howard Taft in order to place "notorious Ku Klux Klan fanatic, Woodrow WIlson, in the WHite House." And much, much more.
Naturally, only Lyndon LaRouche can save us from disaster, by fulfilling the same role as FDR and JFK and leading the Democratic Party in a new, glory-filled direction, and stop the evil McCain-Leiberman corrupt blackmail operation (described at one point as "the mass-murderous Brzezinski-Huntington 'Chessboard'/Clash of Civilizations policy").
The facts all check out. You can look them up in LaRouche's books, which he's happy to sell to you.
Mind you, this all comes from just a one-page flyer. I have not looked into the two large pamphlets, "LaRouche's History-Making Statement of May 1" (which the press seems to have missed -- I'm sure they're part of the conspiracy) and "Lyndon LaRouche Memorial Day Webcast: The Lessons of Wartime For Statecraft Today". Nor have I read the copy of "The New Federalist" which is as you know the National Newspaper of the American System.
In fact, I think that one little flyer gave me more than enough of my reccomended monthly conspiracy theory intake. I really don't need to read any more.
