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	miko2 User Number: 478401 Date Created:2002-02-24 Number of Posts: 108
Miko is not really a raccoon starship cargo master named Eli, nor is he a barbarian shamaness name Jalia, nor is he even the ever-so-cool bishonen prince Miko-sama that you see in this picture. Nor is he the Steampunk rocketry expert and notorious wild west sharpshooter Jebediah "Kid Rocket" Wilson. Nor, for that matter, is he a demonic cabbit who is the ex-pet/mascot/sidekick of a dead demon hunter. But he plays them on tv... or something like that.
Strengths: Miko owns more music cds than you. He has longer hair than you. He also has started more stories than you. Well, maybe. He also owns a bike! With a kickstand!
Weaknesses: Miko can only come out at night. He only finishes about 1 in every 9 stories that he begins. He is addicted to Dr. Pepper, chocolate, and any food that includes jalapenos.
Special Skills: Miko is very good at lending manga, music, and dvds to his friends. He can juggle pens and pop cans with one hand! One at a time only!
Weapons: +5 Inconsiderate Spork of Chaos. This weapon has been banned in Red Robbins Restaurants throughout the known galaxy, and comes with a handy decoder ring.
Motto: If I had a dime for every time someone gave me a dime... I'd have as many dimes as I've ever had.