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Jan. 17th, 2008 12:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
miko2Inane work conversation:
C: Mark, how tall are you?
Me: Not quite 5' 10". Why?
C: Because this cop is 5' 7" and 500 lbs.
Me: Wow.
C: That's the cop you don't want to run from.
Me: Why not?
C: Because he'll just shoot you!
Bad idea:
1. Buy box of Puffs facial tissue with moisturizer.
2. Leave on desktop.
3. Try to clean glasses with one of these tissues. (When they say each tissue has moisturizer on it -- they mean it!)
C: Mark, how tall are you?
Me: Not quite 5' 10". Why?
C: Because this cop is 5' 7" and 500 lbs.
Me: Wow.
C: That's the cop you don't want to run from.
Me: Why not?
C: Because he'll just shoot you!
Bad idea:
1. Buy box of Puffs facial tissue with moisturizer.
2. Leave on desktop.
3. Try to clean glasses with one of these tissues. (When they say each tissue has moisturizer on it -- they mean it!)
