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[miko2]

Leave it to the Onion to say what I wanted to say, only better. When I heard about the two nuclear subs that had collided in the Atlantic, I wanted to post something about it and make a joke -- but the jokes were so easy that it almost seemed pointless to make them, because most of my friends would have already thought of them. The headline itself is practically a joke -- how do two subs manage to collide in the vast Atlantic anyway?

The Onion makes the headline part of their "American Voices" where they pretend to ask people on the street their opinion. One response: "Luckily, I heard the collision from a few feet away, which saved my nuclear sub from becoming part of a nasty pileup situation."

Genius. ^_^