Nobody like da smelly Miko

I don't know about anyone else, but I just about can't start my day without a shower. I remember when I was a little kid how I'd take a bath once or twice a week, and it just seems weird to me. I feel dirty if I go much more than 24 hours without washing up. I think I'd make a terrible pioneer, or survivalist, or POW.

( Besides which, I'd starve before eating bugs, and as for cutting your own arm off with a pocket knife, let's not even go there. )